Got drunk years back and had sex with a peacock

Rahul: I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 60).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange & blue - and my dad kept staring at her.
The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything Wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on His response which I knew would be a great one.
In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:
"Got drunk years back and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter!?"=))
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